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  • Decided to try kneaders today for the first and last time. I ordered the chicken pesto panini cuz the description (grilled chicken breast, fresh pesto butter, provolone cheese, fresh basil, tomatoes, red onions, salt and pepper on french country sourdough, served hot with parmesan chips and a pickle) made the sandwich sound appetizing right? WRONG! The description should have said the following flattened elongated ,via clothes roller to fit the larged panini bread,dried out chicken breast , nickel sized dollip of pesto butter on each half of a large sandwich, oily transparent provolone cheese, 2 half dollar sized pieces of melee tomatoes again one for each half of a large sandwich, an unidentifiable skinny shriveled up green thing we'll call basil I guess, 2 pieces of oversized dental floss we'll call red onion, salt and pepper on can't even bite through crusted french country sourdough. That was a more factual description, upon ordering my $9 dollar sandwich I asked for an extra pickle spear to which I get the response that will be a .25 cent up charge I thought really I'm already paying $9 for the sandwich u can't just give me one but ok. So I get home unpack everything pulled a little tiny brown pouch out, that I thought might contain a couple condiment packets, nope it was my 50 calorie serving of stale parmesan chips. Went to take my first bite after a few seconds of tugging n pulling I finally got through the incredibly tough almost rubber like crust. I noticed out of the corner of my eye my wife staring at me through the process I must have looked like a lion tuning up a gazelle. Oh well gave it a shot would have been better off with a lunchable I wouldn't have a sore jaw n i would have saved $6.
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