One star because this place, during summer and during happy hour, could be tolerable for a very short time, other than that ----- Run Away!!!
The have the worst music mix on a Friday night. It's ghetto-fabulous rap and crappy Bon Jovi (the entire place raised their fists and mouthed the lyrics to Living on a Prayer I swear).
$9 mixed drinks taste sooooooo much better, I feel like such a winner paying 3 x regular price of a regular drink. $ 4 Coronas.
I saw a drunk chick fall into the little pool thingy, nice.
One out of two had fake breasts. Seriously, I counted.
I entertained myself by watching the ladies in 3-4" heels sink into the sand, and their dates never never offered an arm to steady themselves they just watched them sink. Classy.
What Scottsdale stereotype's? ----------Yeah right.