If you've never had a massage and don't care about the frou-frou bath robes and "spa experience," The Nevada School of Massage Therapy Clinic is a nice place to start. Open weekends from 8-5:00pm, you can't beat the price ($32 for 50 minutes). The room is dark and quiet and the staff is friendly. They also run awesome specials (two-for-one's and $5 off).