I was in Vegas with my little brother for his 21st birthday. We got there on a Friday night, and other party folks were supposed to arrive the next day. So... that first night, my bro and I were in Vegas alone together. Baby Eric and I do not look related. He looks like a tan Swede and I look like a pale Russian. He also has looked older than me since he was 14. We look much more like a couple than brother and sister.
We spent the whole night drinking at various establishments, and then decided to take the tram back to our hotel. When we got on, i noticed there were bars to hold onto, and since the tram was empty, I OF COURSE had to swing from these bars. Some dudes got on the tram...
Dude: Hey man! Your girlfriend's a gymnast! You're a lucky man!
Brother: She's my sister.
Dude: Duuude, who goes to Vegas with their sister?
My baby brother, that's who... One of the most handsome men anyone ever thought I was dating.