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  • How does one get noticed in Vegas amidst a sea of fake boobies and false eyelashes?!? I bring you Flirting 101. You have to appeal to ALL of the senses. You gotta look good. Yes, wear the low-cut top, the tight dress, the hiked up skirt, but please, WEAR UNDIES. You've got more class than Lindsay Lohan! um, okaaaay. You have to smell good. Sheesh, how can you, right? walking through the hotel lobby just to get to Tryst will make you smell like you bathed in Eau de cigarette smoke. I carry a lil spritzer with me. Spritz a little behind your ears, on your neck, on your wrists, behind the knees. You have to catch AND keep the guy's attention. Tantalizingly bite your lip. Put on that pout. Ladies, let him know your lips are open for business! If for some reason he is sooo dense and doesn't notice any of your come hither tactics, march over to where he's at and tell him to buy you a drink. Oh, don't forget the art of the hair flip! Now that you've mastered the basics, pat yourself on the back. An extra confidence is needed and will come in handy for that group of bachelors who have bottle service. (I mean, do you really want to pay for your own drinks? A Tanqueray & Tonic costs $14) I've inquired bottle service here and it's priced at $450 per bottle. On Saturday nights, the minimum is two bottles! It's the way to go when you're partying at Tryst, the dance floor is small and can get crowded easily even just an hour or two after opening. If all else fails, (um, it shouldn't!) take your fabulous self outside the patio and take LOTS of pictures next to the man made waterfall. Post it on facebook. Even if you don't manage to snag a man here, at least your friends will still vote "LIKE" on your pictures.
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