I had a coupon for another place that apparently closed, so we wound up here. Oops. We thought other names for the place might be: China Minimum. China Don't. China Ridden Hard And Put Away Wet.
The service was nice enough but nothing else was. The lipstick on the spoon that came with my daughter's egg drop soup pretty much set the tone. The veggie chow fun and the veggie fried rice were sub-unremarkable. The baby corn was overly large (we called it toddler corn) and had a musty flavor. Ug. The chow fun tasted mostly of soy sauce. The veggie fried rice was OK. Oh, we started with crab puffs. They were overly oily and had no crab flavor.
Just call it China Don't and leave it at that.