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  • Cons first. No inside seating. It was -40fuckingC out, and the wind was slapping my face harder than my ex-gf. Lost one star for that. The fifth star in my reviews is always reserved for special ladies. Second con was the music, but I don't fault them. None of the early-twenty-somethings working there looked like they liked Roch Voisine all that much either. Pros. The menu is huge. Everything is some sort of poutine. They don't pollute it with silly things like hot-dogs or tiramisu. Straight up poutine. I ventured on a limb and ordered the Triple Pork. I then proceeded to pig out on a huge pile of pulled pork, bacon, sausage, gravy and cheese curds. Of course I ordered the large. I had to stop eating when I lost my breath. At the time, I just figured it was unrelated, but I had to stop eating. I packed it in my bag, and left for the GO bus. The smell must have made the guy in the seat across the aisle hungry, because he pulled a chili dog out of his pocket and started mowing down greedily. I just got home and pulled out my pout, and started eating again, and LO AND BEHOLD I lost my breath again! Now I'm sitting here alone, with my heart making a *squishing* noise, and I think I might call a friend to come over and watch me for a while. I feel myself approaching an imminent cardiac arrest, but I can't stop eating... I think it's time for a diet of rice, broccoli and tofu for the next month (smothered in gravy, pulled pork, bacon and sausage of course). The artwork on the walls was pretty amazing too. http://twitpic.com/t4jnz -- NSFW Of course, a picture of the monstrosity that may just be the end of me.. http://twitpic.com/t4lqc
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