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  • I take the family here regularly. Half of our theater experiences are here. We just went to the Family Night. Bounce houses, fire trucks, Rick the Mini Horse, Book Mobile. Pretty Cool. Usually $20 to get in. $20 more if you want to bring your own food. There is a full menu there so you can eat here but popcorn starts at $4.50, large drink is $5.50, cheeseburger $4.50, jalp poppers $5.50. There's also chicken tenders, hot dogs, fries, onion rings, nachos, and so. School cafeteria food quality. Now on to the meat in my drive-in review sandwich. If you go when it's busy, you're going to see a lot of jerks. Normally, there'll only be a couple of jerks. You might be able to ignore a couple of jerks, but not a bunch of jerks. Now, I'm going to take a moment to describe drive-in jerks to you using examples from Family Night. Note: if you're one of these jerks and I'm describing you, I'd like to express my insincere apology in advance- I'm not sorry. You're a jerk. Alright, here we go: Jerk who's head keeps passing in front of the projector. Jerk who's still playing catch in front of you during the movie. " who's parked backwards and needs his headlights on every 10 minutes. " that puts his lawn chair in front of your car door. " that came in 15 minutes late with his brights on. " that left 15 minutes early with his brights on. " who tried to park his f350 dually pick-up with an 8" lift kit and oversized tires in the front. " who makes out with jerk 2 during a family feature with families on both sides and his own family in the back seat. " who went to El Patron for dinner and brought an angry colon to the men's restroom. " that was chain smoking Swisher Sweets. " that brought his dog but didn't bring a doggy bag. " standing in front of you, dictating the movie on his cell phone. All the jerks that have their back doors all the way up while parked in the front with their dome lights on. Included in this category are the employees with their measuring sticks that pretend to not see. Notice I still give 4 stars. That's because we all have some jerk in us. Can't let it ruin the experience. I, personally, am the jerk that had too much to drink and sang "Sandy" in the men's room for an hour. However, I have plausible deniability as to wether or not I had dinner at El Patron.
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