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Come here prepared: have an enema the night before, come starving, wear loose comfortable clothing, pray that the line isn't long, fork over the $37 for dinner, (or better yet come at 3:00pm and pay the lunch price and stay for dinner) request to be seated in the Atrium (ambiance at a buffet place? yes!) and when the hostess leads you to your table, do you even sit down and take a moment?
No.
I'm here with two objectives: get my money's worth and to not fill my stomach with useless calories. Here's how I do it.
#1. Glass of water is all you need to lubricate the stomach lining and get everything going. Soda, juice and the like are just empty calories.
#2. My first plate at a buffet is always, always seafood. You came here for the plump shrimp and tender split king crab legs, remember? they also have warm butter for your dipping pleasure.
#3. I skip the bread basket. And the rice. These take up so much room in your stomach. Although I'll take some type of carb with my cheese plate or a small baguette with my soup.
#4. I skip the salad too. Again, takes up too much space in your tummy. Pop a vitamin pill instead.
#5. When you get sushi or any of the hand rolls, eat the filling. Dump the rice. Wasteful? yeah. Again, see reasons #3 and #4.
#6. Get a small slice of prime rib. It was decent. I tasted a portion from my partner's plate.
#7. The ceviche station is incredible. The Charcuterie and cheese station even better.
#8. I grab every single mini-dessert possible and take a bite of each. The cream puffs are not the best, chocolate frosted strawberry cake ok, espresso panna cotta yummy. There's also an ice cream and crepe making station. What?! I have Yelp duties to fulfill!
#9. Rest and repeat.
What's your strategy?
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