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  • surprise, surprise. if you were to just go by look, you might, at the very sight of the sign for The Good Catch, suspect that its contents are fit for those guys who dress up and try to spear each other in the park, or those folks who go to that one weird restaurant in the city where you can pretend like if you dont eat your vegetables youll be doomed to demolition in the iron maiden, or perhaps youre just a big dungeons and dragons nerd and you need some supplies. after having left The Good Catch, its jarring yellow sign distinguished with a medieval font, altogether a bizarre graphic creation, will seem to be absolutely the appropriate introduction to this store for any passersby. as you walk into this general store, you might expect, like any store, to get a sense of theme at play. perhaps we might carry very large things. perhaps very expensive things. perhaps food. perhaps exercise equipment, who knows. well i think that the owners are superlatively indecisive people. or conversely, one might say materialistically enlightened people. for what type of store would carry all of the following things side by side: old star trek books, eco-friendly cleaning products, acoustic guitars and pet food, to name but a few. now go ahead, sing the song "one of these things is not like the other" and see if you can guess which one doesnt belong. ITS IMPOSSIBLE! because they ALL belong. because at The Good Catch: THE THEME IS ANARCHY BABY. (but friendly anarchy.) you know, like the kind of anarchy where as the buyer for the store your discretionary method of choosing merchandise doesnt advance beyond a quick glance, a perky smile and an effervescent "whatevs". the only thing that doesnt work at all with this setup is that they only accept cash. so next time you need some...whatevers...you might want to come down to see if you can find a good catch. or maybe just for some fun while youre on shrooms.
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