Since this foot massage received high ratings and is fairly close to my house, I decided to give it a try and purchased the 75 minute massage at $39. This by far was the only good thing about it along with the drink you receive in the end. I usually try to tell the attendant up front what I like and don't like so that they could relay that to the non-English speaking "massage therapist" just so that I don't have to tell them and disturb not only my quiet therapeutic massage but others as well. This has worked well for me in the past with happy feet on Decatur behind the Deja Vu adult store which from now on I'm going to make that extra drive to receive the service I want. Anyway, the therapist ended up speaking decent English and said she's been doing this for a long time, just relax! I was like this is going to be great, I'm going to leave here feeling like a million bucks. Boy was I wrong. The massage started at my neck and if they knew anything about anatomy, they would stay away from my jugular! That happened on both sides. Then the lady worked on my shoulders and massaged my clavicle which I am a petite person and it was painful since she was rubbing on my bones (one of the things I didn't like and tried telling them beforehand). Again, I had to tell and point to where I wanted. She replied "you said shoulders" umm yes I did and thought to myself this is supposed to be a massage which usually means the muscles not bones. First jugular, clavicle then on shin and shoulder blade bones plus spine to which she hit all of them! On my back she was using knuckles which was a cheap way out, and I kept having to tell her to use her thumb which she did for a few minutes then resorted back to her knuckles which is how she ran over my bones with. Highly frustrating. The entire massage was irritating and it seems a lot of which she did was applied lotion and rubbed it over my body without the pressure to pass time. I was more tense before I went in than when I left. I paid and left a nice tip as I am in the tipping industry bUT I would never go back. Massages are my favorite thing and I've had them from real massage therapists who know what they are doing. This was a total joke.