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  • The first time I came here it was for a friend's ex-gf's request. This place was bewildering as fuck and was full of characters. My friends kept getting accosted by this drunk guy whose silver jeans kept ripping that at the end of the night he was walking around with thigh-high shorts. My friend's ex-gf kept getting propositioned by this slick old italian guy who eventually got dragged out by his collar when he uttered the sweet words "You must be more beautiful in the bedroom". I was so shook I didn't dare to touch the mic. The only plus side on this night? Cheap drinks and my friend's ex gf's hot sister doing a sexy rendition of Metallica. FFWD years later to a UYE arranged by Arc and this place was a little less divey, not that I was asking for it to be divey to the max. The people were less subdued but were out to get drunk. Then again it was on a Wednesday. Unfortunately there were still a lot of people I only got to go twice on the mic. But a few drunken riffraffs decided to make the most out of it and got everyone dancing. It was my intention to put on the heat with Goldigger to get at the ladies but only got my chance at midnight, when they were all gone having been disappointed because they never got to see a cool Filipino guy lay down hip hop supremacy. Also the drinks weren't cheap anymore, SUPER DISAPPOINTED.
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