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  • A review a few days ago about a foot massage place got me thinking -- the reviewer said he thought Las Vegas had more reflexology places per capita than he'd seen anywhere else in America, and he just might be right -- but how great is that. My only challenge is that a lot of these places smell like -- well, feet... ewww. Yesterday my knee went out -- probably as a result of working two hard days setting up UNLV's Picnic Pops event. I was in a world of hurt and could barely walk -- sent my whole body out of kilter. So I called up Massage Envy - hey those suckers are pre-paid, why is it that I keep forgetting about it - to see Bill at 9. When I got there, they had no appointment for me...with steam pouring from my ears, I hobbled back to my car, drove to Wild Oats, bought a bottle of wine and was headed home beyond mad, when I noticed flashing neon feet in a window at the corner of Arroyo Grande and Warm Springs -- I made a quick u-turn and thought what the hell... Two nice women greeted me warmly at the counter -- and in seconds, after giving them my $39, I headed to a room...it looked like they had about 8 of them -- the place was clean -- not too "feety" and the large fluffy chair in each room was covered with a white towel. I sat down and Candy put my feet in a tub of hot brown water -- ancient Chinese medicine she said -- good? Yes, good... She pushed the chair back -- oh it reclines and I began to waft away...didn't realize just how much I hurt. She worked on my neck, head, shoulders, arms, hands, then my feet and legs -- not bad for 45 minutes in a chair. I told her about my knee -- she worked on it. Lefrexorogy, she said -- small hurt ok. Big pain, no good. This was great. I told her I would send my husband, too, she smiled. You come with him. We have couples room. What a great Fathers' Day gift, I thought. Candy is lovely, professional, and kind. They're clearly just getting started so word of mouth is important. This is a completely legit place -- I've walked in a few that scared me. If you're in Henderson, and your dogs are barking, give them a try. I left limp-free and this morning when I woke up, my pain was completely gone. And I slept like the dead, probably the best night's sleep I've had since my last accupuncture appointment.
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