Well, it's Vegas you know, and it ain't gonna be cheap anywhere, so when I stumpled upon the 9 dollar BLT at Witchcraft I thought I was lucky to find this high quality sandwitch, I mean wich, for that measly price. It was big enough for me to share with another person and there was a ton of bacon which, or witch certainly cast a spell on me. If I would have eaten the whole, uh hole thing, I might have gotten a stitch in my side while swimming in the lazy river after but like I said, I shared because I wasn't that hungry having eaten a nasty weinerschitzel chili dog thing earlier.
So, the moral of the story is "Don't drink those nasty $18 retarded drinks that come in a plastic hookah"