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| - Come look at our boobs...I mean, beer selection.
I've been to this place a bunch of times, but not since they remodeled, until yesterday. The bar looks great, but the restaurant is unbelievably neglected. Burned out overhead lights make the place seem like a dive. Easily the most filthy floor I have ever seen. Very hot waitresses that have no business waiting (they giggle a lot and say "like, sorry I totally forgot that, he he" way to often). Here was my dinner experience yesterday:
No lights on?! - The light from the dark day outside and T.V.s made me think I was going to sit next to an 80 year old woman chain smoking or a construction worker burping the alphabet.
Slip and Slide - The floor is disgusting. Worse than any dive in the city.squashed french fries, used napkins, spit, sticky booze, and the like. Slipped several times.
Hookers or Waitresses? - This isn't Hooters, but you wouldn't know it from the completely clueless staff with giant boobs, fresh fingernail polish and about 3 inches of cover up on their faces. Our waitress didn't know the specials and when we found it on the menu said, "oh -- he he -- I didn't know that". So much body spray, I smelled like her 2 hours later. Their menus are covered with photos of famous Pittsburgher's with these waitresses like they are cheap hookers. But it's okay because...
Every guy at the bar is a stereotypical douchebag. - Baseball hats just a little askew to look cool, shell necklaces, perfectly white K-Swiss shoes and sleeveless button up dress shirts. All these guys did (about 50 of them) was drool over the waitresses and flirt drunkenly. Very loud and distracting.
Bar food or fine dining? - Bar food is average, very average. In the mood for Fillet Minion? They have it. The menu has everything, but its a mess. A joketastic mess. Also the menus are sticky torn and have many sauces all over them. Some interesting choices though and my wings were okay.
Beer - Tons in the bottle, but their taps are very lacking. As if saying we are to good for the city of Pittsburgh (this place is in Bridgeville, not the city of Pittsburgh), the have zero local beers on tap. In the real city of Pittsburgh, that is a sin.
The bill - 2 beers, three meals = $60=tip!!!!!! Crazy!!!!!! The attitude of this place goes as follows. "Hey, we give you "hot" girls to look at and we have every dish ever created. And beer. So we can charge what we want because the average income in the area is over $65K a year. Did we mention the chicks? Hot chicks man!"
Skip it...defiantly skip it!
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