I know...this place is just cray. If you've never been here, prepare yourself. The voyage down the Alice in Wonderland insanely huge staircase to the cinemas is a trip and a half. I don't suffer from vertigo, but each time I hit that descent, I take a second to centre myself. Cellphone reception? Forget about it! Just grab some greasy popcorn from the concession stand and claim a seat in the rather diminutive theatres. Your ears won't be assaulted by super sound, and that's totally alright by me. And I've never had to battle miscreants who kick seats or talk through a show here. Yep, this campy ole gal has none of the frills of a big theatre, but the staff are always pleasant, and the Marketplace Theatre has her own charms that make this one of my favourite places to catch a flick.