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  • I think it's completely unbelievable that such stores are allowed to be so conspicuous, I never adapted to the liberal lifestyles of the West. However, I had to investigate because... So, stag. I don't understand the use of the word for this place. Stag means the trophy that we shoot during stalking. So unless people's sex lives has to do with hunting deer, I am completely confused. If the raunchiness wasn't so blatant, I would have thought I was entering an outdoors hunting store. Upon entrance, I was greeted by the biggest cocks I've ever seen. Good God, this has to be a fantasy store. The replica body parts sold here are among the most inaccurate depictions of the human body. The store went in so deep, I thought I've arrived at the Great Wall of Cocks. And there's a second floor!! This cockfest is a double decker! Sure, there were other merchandise on display such as lingerie, lubricants, ...boobs. I never knew fleshlights were so huge, but probably that's exaggerated too. But com'on, if you were a shocked as I was, Shell Cock...I mean shock would have overtaken your memory of the place and replaced it with only....well...you know. The girls who worked here were super...pierced. I felt very awkward, in the presence of all these products that belittled me.... Its not real, I know its not real...I can't be it just cant. Thirty dollars for an 18 inch penis, I guess that's a good deal....no wine no dine..just thirty bucks, and it can do things I can't..batteries sold separately. I don't know why I spent most of my time in the women's section. The girls looked at me weird. I had to get the hell out of here. Stag shop, I felt like the prey here. Terrified that something was going to jump off the wall and attack me. It makes no sense. Most people who shops here were couples, and they were picking out the products as if they were picking out engagements rings. I don't know whether if this place is expensive, because I don't have a reference to compare it with. You wouldn't break the bank on any particular items here...as far as I can remember, and I don't remember much, nor do I want to. I had enough, I came out in only eight minutes.......AH I MEAN...
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