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| - So...don't tell my mom that I went to a strip club, and I won't tell yours that you read my review...PERVERT!! Lol!
Went here on a Monday night for one of my girlfriend's (and by girlfriend, I mean girl that is my friend...who is also straight) birthday.
This was my first (and last...maybe) strip club that I have ever been to.
Cashiers: Soo nice!! Let my cousin in for free even though she was out of state (tipped her for that). The price is $30.00 for out of state, free for locals.
My only idea of a strip club is from the movie "Players Club". I thought strippers walked around in riskay outfits, danced on poles, and gave lap dances, but I did NOT think there was any nudity involved...I was wrong. So. So. Wrong.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BOOBS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! I mean big ones, small ones, fake ones, ones with piercings, you name it guys! Sapphire's is sure to have some that are juuust right for you. The women, (again, keep in mind that I'm straight) are gorgeous, and they're walking around in lingerie, a.k.a your fantasy.
Staff & Service: I witnessed a man put a dollar on top of his head and get motorboated by a stripper. What do you think?
If I were a guy, I'd love it. As for me personally, I'm not much of a boob girl. Might go on Saturday to check out the Men of Sapphire.
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