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  • I love reading Yelp reviews, especially of places I go to all the time. This is no exception. You people are insane. I have an over-sized truck with big tires, a grill and all sorts of add-ons all over it, so I won't/can't take it through a car wash. I usually wash it myself. Takes me 2-3 hours or so to do everything (more if I'm feeling a bit OCD). It's exhausting. For $20, I can take it over to Danny's and someone will vacuum it out and some someone else will strain and stretch to hand wash it. Then, two other people will feverishly dry it, blow out every nook and cranny, wipe down all that extra junk I have all over my truck - a truck so wide it has three windshield wipers...try reaching every piece of THAT thing! Its exhausting watching them, so I watch the rest of you. I see you all sitting there, checking your phone, looking bothered, or scrutinizing everything they're doing to your car. Then I see 1/2 of you NOT tip! Its a hard job and doesn't pay all that well. If it was super easy to clean your car, you'd do it yourself. To the lady who's kid crunch pretzels into the door handle - sorry some guy washing 40+ cars a day didn't notice your kid hides stuff. They miss some stuff from time to time. Take a second to walk around it with the guy and ask him to do a few more things if it bothers you - BUT TIP!!! Example: I tip the vacuum guy $1-5, depending on how dirty it is and ASK them to do the back if it needs it, the guy who actually washing my truck gets another $5 because its huge and they usually need a ladder, and another $5 goes to the guys wiping it down. So my $20 car wash turns into a $33-35 hand wash. It takes 4 people 30-45 minutes to clean my truck, so that's 2+ man hours and I didn't have to do squat. Do yourself a big favor: 1. go to any other car wash and find that the final product is similar then price it out. 2. wash your car yourself and time how long it takes you and if you're as happy with the results (or if you no longer care about that one water spot.) 3. empty out your car of valuables before you ever turn the keys over to anyone...always...why tempt it? 4. If you know there's crushed pretzels in your door handle and you want them removed, point it out and tip the guy for taking care of that for you. Oh, and people with tattoos don't necessarily steal cars, Sheriff Joe can't give tax breaks to businesses for hiring convicts (but the Department of Labor can), and give people a break. If you pay $10 for a car wash, you deserve a $10 car wash...not the right to bitch and moan about a water spot. its not a car detail - those cost about $200+, just so you realize. No one ever tries to upsell me here. They're super nice every time I go in.
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