so we enter the extravaganza on the first floor and choose between a good 10 or so automated movie ticket machines or if you are afraid of technology i suppose you wait in line like a boob and buy tix from the guys at the front (and find out what their favorite movies are by their name tags.)
then you crawl into the psychotic brain of the beast by taking a 3 story high escalator up towards the theatre. feel free to nudge up against the silver padded walls to prepare you for the insanity you are about to experience.
arrive at the top of the mountain and see the newest pop-up stand-up movie ad that is taller than any wall in your house and perhaps make a quick stop to get your faux portrait done in one of those photo booth dealios. once out, pass by several framed posters of upcoming attractions and then choose your direction.
to your left you can grab an espresso drink, A BEER, or if you dont like that, then HOW ABOUT A BEER. flip up the order and relieve the bladder by going straight ahead and up to the washrooms with their automatic everything. come back down and lounge in the lounge. WITH YOUR BEER.
once hungry, remove yourself from the quite lovely cityscape view outside the windows in the LOUNGE, and prepare for your movie experience. by that i mean go over to the rv size oval counter selling your favorite overpriced junk food and go "enjoy your show" as per some guy whos just trying to grow a measly moustache please and who can wish you movie going pleasure in the best monotone youve ever heard.
then see a hopefully great hollywood blockbuster in an AWESOME THEATRE WITH GREAT SEATS WHERE THE SOUND AND PICTURE IS UNPARALLELED...unless you SEE IT IN IMAX!!!!!!!
so perhaps the biggest highlights here are the BREWSKYS and THE ESCALATOR.
(dont you always just love escalators?)