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  • The picture above describes exactly the experience you get at Parma Town Mall. I haven't been to Parma Town Mall in like 15 years. I had to go up there in a bind because I ran out ofe-juice from my electric cig. Don't hate. This place is a museum of all that is dead in 90's culture frozen in time in one of northeast Ohio's most dismal and beaten down areas - Parma. When I walked in near the "food court" I pretty much heard absolute silence. It's like the mall from the Tim + Eric movie. There was a table of about 8 elderly people all huddled around having some sort of meeting, a pair of Indian chicks having lunch and a downtrodden old short lady sweeping the perfectly clean floor that did not need sweeping. Amazing. As I was walking around my footsteps were louder than anything else. No music, no crowd ambiance, nothing. Every store was empty, with employees staring blankly into the void that is employment at this mall. It was phenomenal. The Spencer's Gifts neon grid sign from the 90's was still up. I haven't seen one of those in a decade at least. I haven't realy seen anything like it before - there is no reason for this place to exist. Who is running it? how is there any money to keep it going? A cell phone kiosk guy tried to desperately get my attention but I was headed for the 21st Century Smoke stand right behind him. I got my e-liquid and walked around a bit more. The department stores were totally silent, the employees frozen. They didn't bother to ask if I was looking for anything or if I needed help because they know how hopeless and destroyed the mall is. All of the food court places to eat had employees that were either not at the counter or standing there looking dead. Someone was handing out samples?? Why?! Why lose any more money? I can't imagine how cold they must have been. They were probably from 1998. I recommend going alone, on a Monday or Tuesday around 1 p.m. for maximum spirit shattering, hope decimating wonder. This isn't really good for shopping, but it's definitely amazing for a mortifying experience in dead culture not yet bulldozed.
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