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  • The first time I came here was because I had a Wag Jag coupon for some sort of injectables. My dirty little secret is that I've been squirting botulism into the number elevens between my eyebrows for a few years now. My forehead used to look like a double ass crack but now it is soft and smooth, more or less. I no longer have a resting bitch face but! I do like to keep some faint furrows for that natural look. I am a Lady of a Certain Age and I'm okay with that. Cougar LIfe, it's happening. I don't want to look like I'm made out of wax and desperation like any given Real Housewife of LaWherever but I don't want to look like a distressed leather bag from a kiosk on the lower level of the mall either. So, 5 years ago, I put on my big girl pants and started getting "treatments" now instead of consulting Cosmo's cheap and cheerful beauty tips by smearing yoghurt or your dad's jizm on my face. I love this place. The people who work here are sooooo nice. The best part is that they are on top of all the latest trends and will keep you posted when they have specials going on. I've had a Vampire Lift....google that and be amazed! The other day I had a treatment called EndyMed which is a machine thing that delivers RF energy, don't ask me how but it tightens the baggy skin and improves the skin over time. This is not sorcery, it's actual science. Also the aesthetician, Connie, has hands like an angel with the softest downiest wings. Sometimes when you go to nice spa places like this, you feel like a giant awkward furry beast but never here because everyone is so warm and welcoming. I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.
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