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dateCreated	2011-01-21 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Caffe Boa
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rev:text	So, I returned. Wow, this winter menu sucks. I will not go back. Technical difficulties. When I was finished, all systems were down and I had to wait to pay. It would have been nice if my waiter had told me this during the half hour I sat there agitated and kept asking for the check. Before finally manually taking my credit card info. BUT MY HUGEST GRIPE: I had the Farro Risotto (Foraged Winter Mushrooms, Stracchino Cheese, Green Garlic $16 + Wild Shrimp add on for $5 more). It tasted like... how can I accurately describe this? You know how after you're sick to your stomach and you vomit, you get that breath? You can taste it, smell it, and it makes you cringe. It's vomit breath. Well, my risotto TASTED like what vomit breath SMELLS like. It was pretty much VOMIT BREATH OATMEAL with four delicious tiny shrimp, whose taste was miraculously unmarred by the vomit concoction that was my anniversary dinner. Honestly, I ate bread to fill myself up. I didn't want to send back my food (though I did complain about it, but my waiter didn't really even notice anyways). I took over half of my meal home to feed to my roommates as a cruel prank, since they were jealous they couldn't go with us to eat at Caffe Boa... imagine it. "Yeah it was awesome! I brought some leftovers home... you want some?" One of them actually vomited. The other dry heaved for half an hour and lost his appetite. And, all of my leftovers (minus those two bites) are stinking up my fridge. Yeah, the roommate torture part was hilarious (they now hate me, ha ha ha ha)... but Caffe Boa lost a loyal customer. Actually 4, after you count my roommates, boyfriend, and myself. And, there's still enough Risotto left in the fridge to taint at least a dozen more people against the place. This was Caffe Boa's last chance after my last visit there, and it was an epic fail. Someday a year or two from now, I MAY consider going back.... but I really doubt it. I'll miss it a bit... some of the food was amazing. But I don't give a place third and fourth chances, no matter how good it is on occasion.
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rev:reviewer	Jessica

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