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| - I have a confession to make: I'm a bit of a blizzard whore.
I don't know when it happened or how, but I do know that I can't avoid it. I LOOOOOOOVE Dairy Queen blizzards. I'm not just talkin' now and then kinda thing, I'm talkin' if I could have them every single day for the rest of my life without them going straight to my hips, I would.
I used to work next door to this Dairy Queen, so I can tell you honestly that the service at this particular location is better than most. The staff is great and boy can they mix a mean blizzard.
I've experimented quite a bit with different blizzard flavours, but it's time I let you in on the secret recipe of the ULTIMATE blizzard combo. Once you go this type of blizzard, you will NEVER go back. Trust me.
Order a medium (or large hehehehhe) oreo cookie blizzard and then ask them to mix in Reese Peanut Butter Cups. NOT the Reese Peanut Butter Pieces, but the CUPS. OH MY GOD. If they could manufacture sex in a cup, it would be this.
Every bite is filled with delicious oreo cookie pieces, followed by the unmistakable taste of Reese Peanut Butter Cups. I love chocolate and I love peanut butter, so the mix between the two takes me to unspeakable places.
If you've never tried this mix, please, do it for me. It's the greatest and cheapest high you can get and the best part is that it's completely legal. So go ahead - get high by the spoonful and don't say I didn't warn you: SEX. IN. A. CUP.
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