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  • I go to Yelp for a lot of review on restaurants. Simi's Cafe which was surprising voted "Best Chinese Food in the State" (https://www.yahoo.com/food/the-best-chinese-food-restaurant-in-every-state-113883136081.html) was one of the WORST restaurants I've been to. Party of 2, we came here for lunch during the weekday. We were greeted and seated right away. Reviewing the menu, we went with choices that Simi's was famous for. We ordered the: Thai Seafood Tom Yum Soup, Orange Chicken and the Chicken Pad Thai. Where do I start: 1. Thai Seafood Tom Yum Soup (Shrimp Scallops, Mussels, Calamari Fish mushroom lemongrass) for $11.00, I asked how big it was and was told it could feed 2-3 people. The soup came to our table in an impressive hot pot, but that was about it. I stirred it around a found a measly 2 Shrimp, 2 Scallops the size of my thumbnail, 2 Calamari slivers, NO Mussels, No Fish, oh a sliver of Chicken (when is chicken a seafood?) and a ton of Mushrooms. We brought it to our waitresses attention as she stood there with a blank face, went back to talk to the manager and comped us our soup. The most unappealing bowl of dishwater I've ever seen and had the gull to charge $11.00! 2. Orange Chicken (Breaded Chicken with Orange Peel Sauce) Hummm... the photo of this dish in the "REVIEW" was no where near the over fried chicken that was drenched in a sweet tasteless sauce. 3. Chicken Pad Thai (Chicken Rice noodles with Egg, Bean Sprouts, Onions and peanuts) when this arrived at our table it looked so unappealing I wasn't even going to try it. It didn't even smell good. I tried it, it was just about as BLAND as it looked. The tasteless chicken on a pile of gooey noodles. I have never given such a bad review but I honestly think how on earth could this restaurant be voted "Best Chinese Food in the State" It had to be "fixed". Needless to say the waitress knew our discontent and did not charge us our meal as we left 90% of it on the table "no take home boxes needed here".
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