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  • Maybe the ONLY good thing I like about this place is that the person at the door stamps your whole family's arm with a number that can be viewed under a black light---that way Peds or Weirdos don't try to leave with a random kid if the number doesn't match under the glowing black light. Don't try to walk in with a juice box in the open--they won't allow it. They want you to buy their sugary sodas for the kiddies. If you do sneak in a Juice Box, Capri Sun, or bottle of water, be sure to conceal it in your purse, pocket, or diaper bag. They treat the situation like you are sneaking in a case of beer or something! The pizza is really disgusting! The crust is so nasty, not sure WHO thought this even tastes good enough to eat. Cheese Whiz on a saltine is gourmet compared to this CRAP! Many of the games were OUT OF ORDER....and there were way too many teenage girls crawling through the kiddie play tunnel for actual little kids to get in it. Hey Chuck E Cheese, how about some carpet deodorizer??? There is nothing like the smell of stale vomit lingering in the dining area when trying to consume overpriced nasty pizza, how appetizing! Yum!
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