I can appreciate a good dive, and I think I found a local Scottsdale fave.
Ended up meeting a couple girl friends up there for a few drinks. To put it simply, the bar is a fun environment. Quite the mix of people that night we were there, which made it all the more fun.
Heads up though, the parking is limited in the front, so you may have to go around the back- don't be discouraged, there's plenty of room. Also, I didn't have the opportunity to order any food but the bartender could pour a stiff drink. Cheers!