If only they had been better to my friends.
If only they hadn't hassled everyone at the door for their free passes.
If only they hadn't judged me by the stains on my dress. (it was sunscreen, i swear)
If only I was still in a drinking kind of mood.
If only the water I purchased, albeit quite delicious, wasn't $8 a bottle.
If only the dance floor had been occupied by us, and not people way less cool than us. (that's right, we are cool)
If only the patrons had let me have my bathroom time in peace, rather than banging on the door cuz it took me a bit longer than it should have.
If only this wasn't reminiscent of every other club in the city, and filled with people who didn't irritate me at every step.
If only.....
But man, what a view.