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| - You've seen the storyline play out many times - great athlete in his prime signs a multi-year mega-contract, but eventually his body betrays him and he's parked on the bench, getting paid more than the starters.
Valle Luna, I'm looking at you.
My family used to frequent this place - you could get a nice meal for $8 or $9 per person, and their food was fantastic.
But Valle Luna has lost a step. You see it here and there - the chimi sauce isn't quite the same, the beans are inconsistent, and the fundido just isn't as fun. And to make matters worse, Valle Luna now demands superstar prices, asking for around $20 for a chimichanga dinner. I hate to break this to you, guys, but I can get that - and done better - for much cheaper. And don't even get me started on the rise of Rito's, Chipotle, and Juan's, all of which provide superior food for less than half the price.
Their prices have become ridiculous - and I think Valle Luna knows it, because this is one of the only restaurants I can think of that creates a version of their menu WITH NO PRICES for their website. I'm serious: http://www.valleluna.com/VL_Menu3.html It looks exactly like the regular menu, just without any idea of how crazy expensive their food has become. I suppose they figure that you can't (or won't) leave after you've sat down, ordered drinks, and eaten some chips?
But much like that past-his-prime athlete, Valle Luna still has one move that reminds you of those glory days, like Jordan's fade-away jumper. It was his best shot late in his career because it was the only shot he could cleanly get off. Valle Luna's fried ice cream is so delicious, and since it's dessert, they can't charge $18 for it. I wish I could tell you the exact price but that's censored on the online menu, too.
So go for dessert sometime soon and reminisce about the glory days, because I suspect it won't be long before the game passes Valle Luna by and they're forced to hang up the aprons.
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