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  • 1. Waves are only once every 90 seconds, they should make them constant for 5 minutes, 5 minutes off. Not 1 freaking wave every 90 seconds. 2. Lifeguards are kids, who love power over people. They yell constantly, you can never relax!!! 3. They yell, "Get off the walls" Put a fucking sign that says that on the walls, instead of yelling like an idiot. 4. They want you to get inside an underwater blue line, you can barely see this underwater line, they have 2 lifeguards yelling, whistling, get in the blue line!!! You cant relax man, it's horrible. 5. Lifeguards are 18 year old kids who still have feces in their butts. 6. The lazy river, too many people, too many tubes, lifeguards, could care less about anything but their tans, at least they don't yell like the idiots in the wave pool. 7. You try to swim laps in the deep end of the wave pool and you hold on to the sides to catch your breath and the freaking guard will tell you not to hold on to the wall, not even to catch your breath!!! The swimmers in the deep end know how to swim, relax bro. Go after the kids but not the experienced swimmers who you see are catching their breaths. 8. Upper management needs to address and go undercover at the pool, these lifeguards are ruining the wave pool experience. Take your kids to Wet N Wild Las Vegas. Skip this joint if you want to relax or have fun.
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