It was pizza night! I called home to make sure my kids were excited about it, and then ordered the pizza so it would be there about the same time I got home.
An hour and a half later, I called the store to check on the meal. It turns out that if you don't answer an unnecessary call from an unknown phone number while you are driving, Pizza Hut will cancel your order, not alert you in any way and act like it's totally your fault that you thought they'd bring you food just because they said they would when they took your money.
The Domino's that services the same area? it took them 20 minutes total from my time of ordering at a lower price.