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  • Where to begin? Ok, so the negative Groupon reviews are hella lame. You're really going to complain because you are a moron and don't know how to read what size and areas of the body are? If you pay for chin, don't expect her to do your neck and hairy gorilla face. If you pay for bottom of leg, don't expect the entire leg to be done. Same with an underarm, you know, that thing that secretes sweat when you're hot? The small area where your hair grows and you shave? That's your arm pit. Under arm is not a literal thing, which I'm sure some may get confused. Perhaps look at an anatomy book if you don't understand which body parts are which. It even has photos so you idiots who cannot seem to read can understand. Which clearly those complaining about the Groupon cant. GUESS WHAT! I USED A GROUPON TOO! AND GUESS WHAT? I GOT WHAT I PAID FOR! Because I'm intelligent and know what areas are what. The location is great, it's not busy and it's extremely clean. The gentleman who got my information was polite and kind and offered us water. Btw, my son came along and he totally had a full on convo! He's 9, and probably smarter than most of you twits leaving negative reviews. I was early to my appointment and she already had a client and told me she would be right with me. I actually was lucky to get a last min appointment. I can see why they charge you if you miss one, because they lose money! Duh! Business 101. Audrey called me back and it was time to get down to business! I've struggled with the area I'm getting done, from waxing to threading! Nothing worked! After just 2 treatments, my hair has minimized immensely! I am soooo happy with the results! I just went for my 3rd treatment and I'm just sooo excited! She is so nice, and actually takes the time out to get to know you! I felt bad for basically screwing them by purchasing a Groupon because she is just amazing! I'm sooo impressed with my results! I have light SENSITIVE skin and thick, dark, coarse hairs and they're already almost gone! After just 2 treatments! Audrey advised me to stay out of the sun and not to get all crazy with harsh face washes (sensitive skin) she is so easy to speak to, and I've had nothing but posting experiences these last 3 times! You folks who are upset because y'all are cheap mofos should go fly a kite! She was fantastic and took great care of us! I will continue coming here for sure!
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