This was my go to burger spot before GR Burgr opened up. Holsteins is certainly not cheap, and you can definitely make some catastrophic decisions given their large menu- so here is some guidance on what you should get
Bam Boozled Shakes- Not a huge fan of booze-cream but some of these are pretty spectacular
Birthday cake- yea it pretty much tastes like a birthday cake
Cereal bowl- captain crunch FTW
Black Cow- even comes with pop rocks on top
Not great
Drunken monkey- sounds great in theory, but in practice is pretty awful
Creme Brule- custard and booze do not mix
Red Velvet- bleh
Big Buns
Meat ball burger- some purists would probably not like this but it is delicious- it has a tasty focacia bun and pesto on it
Gold Standard- Bacon, Goat cheese, Garlic aoli- this is definitely not for the faint of heart- but those man enough to stare death from heart disease in the face will be rewarded with sensuous delights.
Rising Sun- tempura avocado. Thats fried avacado. If you aren't already ordering this burger as we speak I don't know what else to say to you.
What to Avoid
Nom Nom- this is pretty meh. Kobe beef should be so good it stands on its own (you are paying enough for that anyway)- but here it is covered in potato chips and 1000 island dressing- a dissapointment
California Turkey- if you are trying to eat healthy this probably isn't the place for you but even the veggie burger is better than this