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  • I love this place. Plenty of people have written about the food (too many amazing dishes to list, but I could live on the sweet potato fries and the ribs) and the beer (the selection is so good, and it rotates, and it's so cold and delicious). But once you get spoiled enough by the food, and you start to take it for granted, because after all you know that it will be fantastic and you don't care if you have to wait, and you don't even care if you have to sit at the weird little time out table in the very back, you start to ask yourself the hard questions. What exactly is it that makes this place so amazing? What is the one ingredient that brings it all into harmony? Well, after twenty visits, I've figure it out. It's that waiter. You know the one. The ironic hipster with the glasses and the longish hair who knows every single thing about all of the beer selections and all of the food and who is probably the guy responsible for the fact that Tom Waits is playing and you can just hear it under the really loud sound of the game on the tv at the bar. This guy is free from the shackles of his hipster tribe, because he's nice. He's kind. He will figure you out and he will use this knowledge responsibly. This guy will tell you everything you need to know. He will not patronize you, rush you, brush you off, or forget your table. He will shine his magical hipster/doofus sparkle charm on you. He is the patron saint of this restaurant. Go there and ask him to tell you what to eat and what to drink. Obey him. Thank him. Seriously, who is this guy? I love this guy.
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