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| - This place is a JOKE! Mellow Mushroom Corporate needs to helicopter in Gordon Ramsey to whip this operation into shape. Have been coming to this place since the ballpark opened and it's been a series of hits and misses. Make that a series if misses and misses. Was thinking growing pains would be worked through by now, but I just don't think anyone there gets it. Tonight after our party of three was seated hastily in a crowded section, we noticed the table behind us was having obvious issues with their food and service. Our problems started about 10 minutes later, when we still had not been approached by any wait staff, although plenty seemed to be running around not accomplishing much (same for the manager who was trying to appease the unhappy table behind us). He didn't pay us any more attention than our absent waitstaff.
After running down a busboy to ask him to find someone to help us, a waiter appeared, took our order and then he must have left the building. The drink I ordered arrived about 20 minutes after I ordered (no exaggeration) and then still later another waitress brought some, but not all, of our food. So with some our order still MIA, our original mystery man waiter was spotter so we flagged him down. He acted shocked and appalled part of our order hadn't made it to us. He said he'd take the missing food off our bill (what a prince... You mean your not going to charge me for food I never got? A-1 customer service). And the food we did get was devoid of any flavor. Soup and salads with zero taste. Nada. And on top of all this, the atmosphere was so awkward because you could sense multiple tables around us all starting to fall apart as well. The absolute worst restaurant downtown, bar none.
I was forced by Yelp to give a minimum star review, but really it should be ZERO.
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