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  • I've been a bad, bad, boy. Having company in from out of town, we started talking about favorite desserts. They had never heard of either a zeppolli or bombe. At first I thought I needed more cultured friends, but then I decided to educate them on the joys of what will now be called heaven. While out picking up ingredients to make dinner, I popped in Dolce Bombe to pick up some mini bombes as an after dinner nosh. Picked up 6 Nutella and 6 peanut butter. The aroma in my car was intoxicating....a hint of icing sugar sweetness combined with the sweet mix of peanut butter and Nutella. Would these mini bombes survive the 10 minute drive home? Did I care? Just having them in the car driving back to my house got the stomach growling. I could eat just one, but that would leave 11...and no one buys 11 desserts....I'd have to eat 2, leaving 10. That seemed reasonable...I could tell everyone that I only bought 10 as there were 5 of us and that would give us 2 each. My mind was racing...could I pull off this scam? I agonized and agonized...and by the time I hit Langstaff, one had magically made its way to my mouth. It was delicious. Still warm, the filling oozed down my chin and icing sugar ringed my mouth. OMG...being bad never felt so good ! Once the first one was scarfed down, it was easy to commit to my plans to consume another. Arriving home, I wiped all tell tale signs from my face and walked in and casually placed the box on the kitchen counter. No one was the wiser. After dinner we retired to the living room to watch a movie. 15 minutes in, one of my friends mentioned that now would be good time to try one. I fetched the box and plates and they oohed and awed as the box was placed in front of them. It took about 5 seconds of polite staring (you know that look...should I be polite and let someone else take the first one, or just say f-it and grab one). I opted for the second approach. I've never seen such a feeding frenzy....icing sugar was everywhere.....orgasmic moans filled the room, I've never seen such a contented group of people. My plan worked ! No one was the wiser I had already eaten two...I was a genius....I had committed the perfect crime ! After our good nights, I crawled into bed, only to be greeted by a wry smile from my partner and as they were reaching for the light said " no one buys just 10 bombes........"
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