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dateCreated	2010-09-07 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Long Wong's At the Firehouse
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	So the other day I decided that I needed to get out of my house. Stirred crazy I was. So's I's calls up some of the fellas from the ol' neighborhood and says "Yo!" A few hours later I walk in with the least socially adept and sure to rub someone's fur the wrong way if he's left unattended of my friends this evening. Straddling a couple of open stools at the corner of the bar we ordered a couple 12oz. cans of America's Best for 1.50$ each and tried not to stare too much at the bartender who seem to have been missing a couple of buttons from her top. What a slob. Either sew on new buttons or buy a new shirt, gah! Where am I? Later we noticed that the buttons were there and that she had probably forgotten to button them up. Then I kinda felt bad for not letting her know because I've done that with my flies before and it can be a little embarrassing. The place is awkwardly laid out. I think the interior designers were going for a little retro fear of the marketplace/junkyard/auto-shop kind-of thing and they really succeeded. Don't yell fire for kicks in this place. Elbow room people, elbow room! However little of of the poop on the walls succeeded in grabbing my attention long enough to notice details. Picture frames with stuff in them??? I'm guessing some sort of picture? I do recall there not being a bar at the bar. Why do bars do this? My favorite part of a bar is that little foot bar below the elbow/drink part. My feet miss that bar or step every time there isn't one there. There's also small stage crammed into another corner (this place had an abundance of corners) and a live band that was setting up when we sat down. More often than not a plus, this was one of the more often times. I wander outside to the patio the long way around and grab a seat at an empty table. Ahhhh patio!!! It's very intimate (that means small) with an old coffee can for the cotton/fiberglass butts set on one of the 4 tables. While I'm smoking some of the drunken neighborhood fauna wanders in off the street with his own flask of finest paint-thinner whiskey wrapped in a black plastic bag and bums a fag from me. After which he offers to 2 Valium for the rest of the pack I had and I politely declined. He then he asked what I would think if he just took my cigarettes and stole my money. So I thought about it and replied with a punch to his throat... oh wait no... I said something about not really needed the smokes but I kinda needed the money. After telling me (or maybe it was some sort of warning. I laughed so eye dee kay???) he had been in the pen (he told me that meant penitentiary) and some other things he offered one of the Valium to me for free. All of this in about 10 - 15 minutes of time. THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! For realleeees! Go here! Worth the price of cheap beer! Shortly after he offered me that last blue the other 2 friends arrive and they all make it out to the patio with their beverages. A fair amount of lesser drama happened until the topper of the evening. This women bursts out of Long Wongs onto the patio and throws over a chair (that to be honest, she could have maneuvered around with very little effort) yelling f this place and f you and rawr! rawr! rawr! That probably would have been the end of her except some chivalrous young man noticed that the flung chair had hit another girl on the patio and thought it proper to stand up for her. This of course would not be stood for by the thrower of the chair and she let everyone in the neighborhood know. She is a crip mfer and we on the patio and the neighborhood doesn't know her. She repeated this several times for all the new cars that would pass by. She also hit Sir Galahad on his head with her boot which she had taken off earlier in her patio rant. Again... THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! For realleeees! Go here! Worth the price of cheap beer! Next time I will try the food at this new location. The old location's wings were fairly ok. 4 stars for the entertainment and cheap beer. I will update when I eat there. Ooow! They also have dollar you-call-it drinks for a minute after a fire engine rushes by with its sirens on. Winner, winner chicken dinner!
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