Okay so I had to come in here for a pre-employment drug screening. While there are dozens of LabCorps in the valley, only five of them do drug testing. None of them are in Phoenix. So this one on the west side was the closest one to my house.
Strike one.
It's really like herding cattle in here. The waiting room is small and cramped. There are kids running around and sickies waiting for lab work snotting all over the place. I chose to stand in the corner and face the wall. Like I was in trouble. It was all I could do to avoid inhaling all the caca germs.
Strike two.
Finally, FINALLY after 45 minutes of waiting, my name is called. YAY! I was getting the full bladder shakes at this point. I handed in my paperwork and drivers license and went behind the super secret door to wait. Ten more minutes!!! Just when I was about to pee all over the floor, the tech came over to grab me. While I only had to fill one container, I easily could've filled three in the amount of time I had to wait with a full bladder.
Strike three.
Once I got back there, the tech was super nice. But the facility itself is waaaay understaffed and poorly laid out. And it's just dirty. Like really gross.
Can't wait till I make my first million and I don't have to do pre-employment drug testing anymore.