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  • Disclaimer: This review might offend you if you aren't Greek and take jokes too seriously. They should call this place The Bad Greek. Actually, maybe the name is a warning... "if you arrive here a happy Greek once you try our terrible food you will leave a Mad Greek". I don't know who is back there making the food, but the cook should be sent to live with the Turks in Cyprus for being so impressively bad at being Greek. Maybe this place was opened by a Turkish housewife as a passive-aggressive jab at the Greeks. I could sit and do nothing but speculate all day as to how these people got so truly terrible at life, but then I would get hungry eventually, which might cause me to need to eat more of their crappy food. Kidding aside, we Greeks are a very hungry people. If you are luring starving Greeks to your establishment, the most important thing you should know is that eating is not a joke to us. So don't burn the freaking spanakopita. Especially if you didn't even bother to put more than a half teaspoon of filling in it... ESPECIALLY if one of the minuscule four burnt "spinach pie" nibblets doesn't even have the correct filling in it!!! Did someone drop some jam in there? Why was it sweet?? And why did the nibblets consist of almost nothing but burnt phyllo dough?! This I do not like. This is merely a reminder of what could have been. Everything else was mediocre at best... Pre-made cheap Italian dressing on my Anatolia salad that you can't call a "salata" unless you want to confuse them. Dolmades piled sloppily under a sea of bland mystery sauce, loosely rolled as though they were Taco Bell burritos, filled with unvarying smoosh and what appeared to be instant rice. Pre-crumbled feta... WTF? Are they really so lazy that they cringe at the prospect of clasping their hand a few times to break up some blocks of feta?! None of this should matter to any Greek reading this... Because they had the audacity to serve me badly burnt spanakopita with no filling. It was like a pastry version of the worst frozen potstickers you've ever eaten. How dare they!! What they have created in the charliefoxtrot (clusterfffff) that is The Mad Greek is worse than spitting on my food... They have spit on my soul. Don't mess with hungry Greeks!!! Not cool. Every time someone goes here to eat someone's yiayia drops dead... So save a yiayia and don't ever eat here!!!
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