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  • Another argument for a half star option. 3.5 stars. A casual chain restaurant where you could also show up dressed up and not feel out of place. Dark, romantic lighting. Young female waitresses dressed in tight fighting but not slutty LBDs. Only the freshest of ovaries need apply. Avoid any Hannibal Lecter lecherous deep breaths as your waitress draws near. But that's the style these days: Moxie's, Earl's, the venerable Hooters, etc. Is this the stripbar of the 21st century? As one of my lovely dining companions Sara K P noted about strip bars "the waitresses are always hotter looking than the talent". Maybe Moxie's, Joey, Earl's etc. have come to recognize that. A 20 year old in a tight LBD is still a fine tease for a forty something man. We (speaking for all 40 year olds) know what a naked woman looks like. We know what a naked woman with surgical scars looks like. $9 for a bottle of beer to see that? It's free on sploogetube. But a 20 year old that's trying to be cute and fresh with us for a tip? And then add alcohol. Why it's the North American version of the Japanese Image Club (http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/image-clubs.html). Anyway, I only had eyes for my female companions that night: The One True Chris P and Sara K P (no relation). Seriously, you know you've made a series of right choices in life when those two beauts end up at your table. *eye flutter* We shared the edamame and the apple pie at the end. The apple pie was more like a beaver tail with apple filling and maple syrup ice cream on top. I'd go back just to order two of those for myself. I had the high top burger or high tower burger or something. In keeping with the state of dining out in Toronto these days, they want $16 for a burger and fries. Sigh. The burger, despite our pneumatic waitress's claim the burger was pretty impressive, it was no Five Guys. The shoe string fries, however, were quite enjoyable. As Sara K P notes, the washrooms are ill planned, seemingly requiring you to trek all the way to the Canadian Tire. They try to make light of this with some signage. I might have someone in a minotaur costume wander the hall for better effect. There's a point, after the second stair case where you turn a corner, see you're still 29 meters away and shout out "seriously?"
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