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| - I can't believe my eyes: someone is actually complaining about a FREE wing night. Free. Gratis. Gratuit. Frei. ??.
I came by last night for the first time to try out their wing night. First off, I've lived in other states and I've never heard of a free wing night. Who are these earth angels giving out free wings to us undeserving commoners? Secondly, these wings were HUGE and super delicious. Thirdly, the staff is so nice and they're, for some strange reason, working hard to feed the masses with free food. Sure, there might be a bit of a wait, but this night is really popular, so have some damn sympathy (Do you know who I am?! I'm a yelper! Cue South Park episode). Fourthly, the place is pretty cool. It's relaxed, there are games and it just has cool vibes. There are signs along the wall advertising even more deals that they have - Can we just call the pope to have him bless this place as a holy site already? Lastly, I think all of the planets aligned last night because not only was it free wing night, it was Mardi Gras. I was just floating away in wing heaven when the server told me that beers on tap were free for women for an hour. I had to hold my head to keep it from exploding. ??!
Great beer, delicious wings, great staff, cool patrons - what more can you ask for?
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