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| - with all due no respect, anyone giving this dump more than 2 stars has to be stoned, drunk, or a combo of both on the entire trip.
5-years since last visit.
Pros: miracle mile is remodeled and extended...has some nice shops and a ton of dining options which look so good, like fried lobster, burgers, Mexican, even an oyster bar. Very cool walk.
Cons: same miracle mile walk applies when you self-park; you have to walk with your roll-aways through the whole fucking mile and 1/2 the fucking casino to register.
Very poor signs, hard to see anything clearly, got lost over and over even on 2nd day still was confused at the layout.
Pool is, by faaaarrrr the WORST I have ever seen inside a LV strip property. Just terrible, and no wonder 65% empty. 2 tiny ass pools, split with some lame disgustingly dirty and blacked chairs that looked filthy. Pools smell like ass, literally. The chorine smells like a combo of ass and feet, my sandals smelled like shit until I got home and scrubbed them to death. Even NYNY pool is better. Hell even buffalo bills on the border (at least it has a cute buffalo shape)
Each pool has maybe 10 lounge chairs, not a typo, TEN. Rest are cabanas, believe me you don't wanna be at this pool its beyond awful. You sit in the middle area with the lounge chairs I mentioned, there is nothing around you but walls, blackjack pit, and the cement ground. You cant even see the pools if you sit there. The left pool is where the disgusting party is at, with 50-60 people in a 15x10 shitty kitty pool swapping venereal diseases, and then the other shitty pool that's quieter. It was so depressing left after 1/2 hour. If your coming for a vegas pool, this is the LAST resort, literally. Never in my life smelled something so fowl like the whiff of this pool.
Gambling....they have not as many game choices, table wise as other casinos, and very limited double deck blackjack, lots of empty 3 card poker bullshit tables that no one plays.
Nightmare car entrance that's hidden, sooo confusing, and the parking mess. At least its across the cosmo, so you can access that easily, provided their escalators work (which never were in 2 days unfuckingbelievable)
Rooms were dinky, crappy, chipped, marked, pubed.They have 2 tiny-ass drawers, the desk doesn't even have pens and paper, another joke.
Shower pressure was awful, shower looks like 1970's shower.
In all, an awful experience. Just come walk the mile shops eat something buy something then GTF outta this shithole; stayed at motels with nicer rooms.
No fridge to put drinks.
Everything seems to be on a different level/floor; the pool, the buffet, the registration, where/which door is LV Blvd? Get me the fuck outta here. It was so bad I cut one free day (comps from father in laws slot play) and came back sat night instead of staying another night.
BOTTOM LINE:
TABLE GAMES ARE A RIP-OFF. 6 to 5 for blackjacks on DOUBLE DECK, a Vegas first.
WALK 1.5 MILES AFTER PARKING TO CHECK IN
HORRIBLE BUFFET
HORRIBLE LAYOUT GET LOST OVER AND OVER
HORRIBLE I MEAN HORRRRRIBLE POOL THAT SMELLS LIKE ASS AND FEET
GORDON RAMSAYS SMEAR MUG ON EVERY WALL AND ELEVATOR
CRAPPY ROOMS
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