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| - Do you know how hard it is to screw up pizza?
Let's break it down by category: Ordering. I ordered online. Pretty basic. I am used to Domino's but felt pretty secure in my usage. Called the store after an hour to hear that they did not get my order. Really? Ok, Domino's did have that handy "Track your order" feature. Well, damn. An hour estimated time? I do admit she was spot on, within minutes of the quoted time. She wasn't particularly worried about the confusion, and acted like it. Since it was dinner rush it would be ANOTHER hour. Past my bedtime, but I agreed, mostly because I didn't know what was coming.
So, delivery. The driver was very sweet, and put my pizzas down so I had a free hand to get sign, she did say "Enjoy your Pizza Hut pizza!".
The food, holy Christ. I ordered thin crust. I am pretty sure it was parchment paper, not because it was thin, but the taste and texture were absolutely parchment paper. Also, it was stone cold. The toppings, and the crust. I bit into it at one point just to have my girlfriend ask if my teeth were alright. It seriously was that crunchy. Totally tasteless. No hint of flour, even.
They arrear to be making a lot of money on these Two for $7 each deals because they put about .45 cents of topping on each pizza.
The sauce on the Alfredo one was like mud flour. It was apparent it was even there except I could see it. I could not feel it when I chewed though.
The sausage was ok, had a faint sausage flavor. The Pepperoni was tasteless, I have no no idea how anyone makes pepperoni that doesn't have a taste, kudos to whoever did it. The ham on the pineapple pizza could have been something thin, pink and tasteless. The red sauce had a vaguely vinegar taste, and a jarred red sauce smell and taste.
The veggies. Well, I hate black olives, and they were the best vegetable on there. Seriously. No joke, man. The pineapple was noneventful and I quote on that.
I added hot peppers, and garlic powder to my slices and dutifully heated them up in the microwave, which violates a family disuse of due to my Grandson Kayden. Healthier to not, and his Mom is nervous about his pacemaker. After two bites I realized God was punishing me for that, and I will give it up again now, now more attempting to fix mistakes made by sloppy food delivery.
I fed the dogs, and considered stealing some kibble, but it isn't a flavor that appeals to me. Next time I will get frozen pizzas to keep in the fridge. Either we were last on her 7 deliveries at once, or they weren't heated up by something silly like running them through the oven.
Would have been two stars for her, but can't even justify the one I'm giving.
The pics on this location that others have left in NO way reflect what you should expect on your, AT ALL.
I wish they served beer or wine, then I could say at least they had beer or wine. Interesting that the 5 Star Reviews seem to be people with one review, and very few friends, with one or two exceptions.
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