Chicken sandwich: chicken tasted like it was made in a microwave. Not even fully cooked.
Sweet potato fries: old, soggy and some of them were burned to a crisp with the same microwave preparation. Like old lady titties.
That Milkshake though! If love had a taste it would be a vanilla milkshake from Johnny Rockets. Only my second milkshake ever from here and it was beautiful, like two butterflies making love atop tulips
I didn't eat the cherry, though. I'm a grown ass man. Can't be eating cherries with whipped cream in public.
I don't know why I expected Jonathan Rocket to make a good chicken sammich.