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  • I don't know what course Matt played in 2011, but it wasn't this one. Maybe over the past 2 years the clearly serious neglect of the course has taken its toll. Jeff C and G.G. were spot on. Not sure why G.G. gave it 2 stars. Here is a very simple way to identify what you're about to be in for: What is one thing that you find at every tee box, on every course - hint has to do with cleaning your golf ball. Yup, a ball washer. There was not a single ball washer on the course - not one!! There were, however, two 5 gallon buckets (I forget at which holes) that had water in them for you to clean your.......club? I'll tell you this, I wasn't about to put my hand in there to wash my golf ball. Heck, I didn't even stick my club in it because it was so nasty looking. Folks, this course was bad!! Bad, bad, bad. From Jeff's comments about the driving and the abyss, to the score card which, by the way is BACKWARDS - yes, backwards. You might tee off on the #1 hole, but you need to keep track on your score card starting with the 10th hole! Like Jeff, I too used a Groupon which came with lunch as he mentioned. I got a "Bratwurst". Why did I use quotation marks around Bratwurst? Simple, that's what the snippy little girl behind the counter called. Last time I checked, gray was not a color of food one should be eating. I took one bite, and into the trash with the rest of it. I'll tell you something else, I received 2 of these Groupons for my birthday. I took my brother-in-law out with the first one. The second one, well, let's just say I'll be telling my folks a little white lie that I used it but in actuality, I didn't even waste the ink or paper to print it out. It is now in cyber heaven (or in this case, cyber-hell just like where this golf course should be).............. I have no idea how Matt gave this place 5 stars and called it a good mix of everything. Maybe compared to Putt-putt...........mmmmm, no, not even compared to Putt-putt could I give this place 5 stars. That would be an insult to Putt-putt, In case you're still thinking about this place to play let me end with this: we played in early December. It hadn't rained out here in weeks (imagine that in the desert) and yet, there were 4 holes with standing water from the edge of the green to about 30 yards out. Nuff' said................
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