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| - Las Vegas goers, locals, and people geographically distributed over the globe RANT and RAVE about Bacchanal Buffet, the numero uno (that's #1 for you non-speakers) buffet in all of Las Vegas! Price wise, be ready to drop the dough (~$53), but if you're only here once in a while, f it, drop that wad and go all in baby, WOO!
The line, oh the line, is a maze of warm bodies, huddled around the thin fabric separating groups of people like animals. If you're baller (or a frequent visiter), you can bypass the "commoners" line by having your fancy loyalty card and going into a "Disneyland Fast Pass" line. After you enter the line, you can expect to stand and wait for anywhere between 30 minutes to an excruciating 3 hours, depending on the time and day you're crashing Bacchanal. Oh, and before you enter - make sure you come with the "winner" mentality, as in, power through and eat as much of each thing as you possibly can.
Fast forward to being seated, you're now faced with an endless variety of fresh and delicious foods of every (major) cuisine. Seafood near the entrance, American (BBQ), and Hispanic foods are at the front of the buffet. If you head to the back, you enter Italian, Asian cuisine. In the middle of the buffet, you can be enticed to wet that sweet tooth with a pool of desserts from everywhere. So where do you start? Wherever your little heart desires! For myself, I started from the front, and worked my way back! That's called strategy people. I eat so much Italian and Asian food, I have to get my money's worth of seafood and bbq! Oh, and street tacos up front? To KILL for!
After my horrendous experience (for other people who watched me devour 5 people's worth, not for me) of eating everything, let's call it ~14 plates, I headed over to the dessert bar and began the apocalypse portion of global desserts. I'm REALLY hoping I don't have diabetes. :/ But I'm sure the .. everything .. will balance out, right?
All in all, a DEFINITE must try buffet while in Vegas! Splurge your money, and enjoy the good life. Cheers!.. and to an excruciating amount of time at the gym afterwards. Whew!
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