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| - Fellow Yelpians, let me take you on an adventure. I was walking with two of my chums, stomach a growling, looking for a place to chowdown when we spotted Levy's. Expecting it to be your everyday normal deli, we went inside to look around. Instantly I noticed the contemporary, refined, modest decor. Various accolades filled the walls including "Best Deli in Vegas". Instantly I knew, this was no ordinary deli. After a perusal of the menu, I noticed how low everything was priced. I ordered the cinnamon raisin cream cheese and fresh cut apple stuffed Challah french toast, chum #1 ordered a grilled mushroom and onion stuffed burger, and chum dos had the classic Reuben. A few short minutes later, steaming delicious chow was brought to our table. I first noticed the extremely large portions. Everyone had been given enough food to feed a pool full of hungry young hooligans. As we took our first bites, a million orgasms erupted in my mouth. I was overcome with a rush of pure joy. Upon tasting the other meals that were laid on our table, I knew there was something quite special about this little deli. Every bite was as good as the previous. The french toast was perfectly sweet with warm cream cheese, crisp fresh apples, and happiness bursting out of it. The bread was as light and fluffy as an angel's breast. The Reuben was perfectly balanced and stuffed with delicious juicy meat almost overflowing out of it. The burger was as pure as any burger can possibly be. A beautiful meat flavor was pouring out of it that was only matched in tastiness by the crispy, perfectly seasoned french fries. Everything was literally perfect. On top of that, the owner/waiter was possibly the nicest man I have met in my many years on this wonderful planet. He helped at every possible turn giving us advice on what to order, refilling drinks before we even knew they were empty. The cook, well he was a cook of the gods. Every piece of food in the establishment looked eternally tasty. The final amazing piece of amazingness? All of this delicious food cost us under $30. I implore you my Yelpians to visit Levy's Deli, you will not be disappointed.
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood Yelpmeister.
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