I jumped! It was awesome.
Some scary guy jumped out out of nowhere and asked us where I was from. I lied and said, out of town, and when he asked again, specifically where I was from, I confessed that I had lied and that I was a local.
He called me a "Lying Vegas Whore". It was awesome!! I've never been so scared and turned on at the same time.
Tip to all locals: Don't try to use you're "local" discount. They have better deals most of the time.