Ouch, this is about the worst eats I've had in a while.
Biscuits and Gravy = Dried puck and lukewarm gravy.
Egg over easy = One overcooked rubbery egg. It's a chew toy!
Service = slooooooooow
Coffee = The secret flavor must be using half filled ashtrays to make coffee.
Damn, I never thought it could ever get this bad, anywhere.