The food was probably 2 stars. The service was 3. She was polite and did her job. The atmosphere was a 0. The cleanliness was a -1. The situation in the ladies room was a -50. I still feel nauseous when I think about it.
First, everything was sticky. The tables, the chairs, the menus. The menu was far too long and convinced me that there was no way that anything could be fresh, save for the wonder bread (because everything comes with toast). I had french toast. It was okay, not horrific. I've definitely had worse food in "nice" restaurants (see my list of dining disasters http://www.yelp.com/list/dining-disasters-milwaukee). One member of our group had a chicken sandwich and had major complaints about quality and taste (the bread itself was totally drenched and there was no sauce on the sandwich...).
Overall the incredible dirtiness of this place and the lack of fresh or nutritious food deems this place the lowest possible score.